Saturday, January 8, 2011

Cold Much?

Here's a little continuation of my last post if it was written in form of a theatrical script:

(Nurse enters room and finds patient completely naked on bare mattress sitting with his legs stretched out and arms folded, hands tucked into his armpits)

Nurse: So...ah...Mark*...can I get you a blanket or something?

Mark: No thanks. I'm good. I've got gloves on.

(Mark pulls his hands out from under his armpits and shows Nurse the rubber medical gloves on his hands).

Nurse: Oh. Ok. Ah...if you change your mind let me know.


Seriously??? You can't make this stuff up!



*Patient's name has been changed

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